Saturday, January 21, 2012

Republican Candidates

Why does Newt Gringrich remind me of a wild west snake oil salesman hawking political elixir?

Why does Mitt Romney remind me of a tall ventriloquist's dummy?

Why does Rick Santorum remind me of an autistic person who only knows the Bible?

Why does Ron Paul remind me of your worst, cranky, old uncle?

Why does Rick Perry remind me of those models on "Just Right for Men" hair color products?

Why does Herman Cain remind me of a joke? No, really he is the joke.

Why does Buddy Roemer remind me of the only smart one in the room?

Why does Jon Huntsman remind me of the only sane one in the room?

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